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• 2009-05-24

  Anonymous 05/24/09(Sun)05:04:11 No.137598466

  You will never believe this:

  Just last night, I was walking around my house, when suddenly I heard this insanely huge crash come from my living room. I went downstairs to see what it was, and it turns out a tree was blown down by the winds out side and fell into my house!

  Lost in confusion, I decided to try to remove the tree from my living room. I went into the garage and got my trusty axe, and began to hack away at it. Some of my neighbors came over to help. After most of the tree was gone, I decided to try to lift the remainder of it and move it into my yard.

  The tree was fairly heavy, but I was able to move it. I called my insurance company and they said they would have my house repaired and the tree moved. Earlier today, a crane came over to remove the tree trunk from my yard… The thing is, the crane couldn’t lift the trunk. It was too heavy for it. The operator asked me how I removed it, so I told him the story.. “With your BARE HANDS?! Impressive!” he responded.

  Game as it was, I was later inquired by the police for suspicious activities. They said something didn’t fit with a tree falling into my house, me clearing it away, and a crane not even being able to lift what I had lifted with my BARE HANDS. Anyway, the point of the story is really to read the first words of every paragraph.