LDS chat:
You are speaking live with Jared, who is a member of
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Information provided in this session is to provide
assistance only and is not an official statement of
the Church.
Jared: Hello.
Jared: How may I help you?
me: hi, i’ve got a question…
Jared: Ok, I’ll do my best.
me: well, recently some very nice young fellas
came to my door, and were speakin to me about
mormon.
Jared: OK. Those were probably the missionaries
from our church.
me: right, well they gave me a copy of some book
and i just threw it on the livin room table. well,
today i was watchin the tv, and my favorite team
lost the game. i didn’t have anything else to do,
and i saw the book sittin there. i said “aw, what
the hell” and i started readin it. problem is, i
got about half of the way through and accidently
the whole book. i don’t know what to do…
Jared: You read the whole book?
me: no, like i said… i WAS readin it, but right
in the middle somewhere, i accidently the whole book.
me: is this bad?
Jared: What did you accidently do?
me: look, i already explained it… i don’t know
how much more you need to know…
me: i was just sittin in my favorite chair, readin
the mormon book… got about halfway through…
then i accidently the entire book.
Jared: OK, well you can meet with the missionaries
in your area again.
me: that’s not my question.
me: i just need to know if a should be concerned.
me: it’s the WHOLE thing.
me: not just some little part of it. the ENTIRE
book.
Jared: Great, I am really glad you liked it.
me: you don’t understOH GOD WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN?